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Urbandale, IA 

Urbandale, its okay .. like any other city. COUGH JOHNSTON. There are barbie dolls or wanna be barbie dolls who are orange, then there are the scene kids who are like

OMG IM SO EMOOOOOO IM SO SCENE its like cut out with the fucking stereotypes already.

Then there are the people who are like I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINKK but they say it anyways so its like Umm you do give a fuck.
The lunch area is divided into asians, the oreos, the unwanted, the wannabes, the bitches, the oranges and the SCENEEEEEEE
Danielle: LIKEEE OMGGGG I LOVE MEH. ALL THE GIRLS ARE SOOOO FUCKING JEALOUS OF ME CAUSE I GOT BIG BOOBS YOU KNOWWWW!!!!!!

Andrew: Oh Hi so likeeee Im so fucking Sc3n3 its like FUCK MEEE kayy. And I got the tattoos and the girls want me cause I look like ALEX EVANS.

DeAndre: Yoo motherrrfoo's so Im blackk and Im a oreo. Whites are foo's and im so stupid you know with the whole black and white thing but hey those people be jellin and girls .. oh they be checkin me out

Urbandale, IA
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026