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Urbandale, IA 

Urbandale, its okay .. like any other city. COUGH JOHNSTON. There are barbie dolls or wanna be barbie dolls who are orange, then there are the scene kids who are like

OMG IM SO EMOOOOOO IM SO SCENE its like cut out with the fucking stereotypes already.

Then there are the people who are like I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINKK but they say it anyways so its like Umm you do give a fuck.
The lunch area is divided into asians, the oreos, the unwanted, the wannabes, the bitches, the oranges and the SCENEEEEEEE
Danielle: LIKEEE OMGGGG I LOVE MEH. ALL THE GIRLS ARE SOOOO FUCKING JEALOUS OF ME CAUSE I GOT BIG BOOBS YOU KNOWWWW!!!!!!

Andrew: Oh Hi so likeeee Im so fucking Sc3n3 its like FUCK MEEE kayy. And I got the tattoos and the girls want me cause I look like ALEX EVANS.

DeAndre: Yoo motherrrfoo's so Im blackk and Im a oreo. Whites are foo's and im so stupid you know with the whole black and white thing but hey those people be jellin and girls .. oh they be checkin me out

Urbandale, IA
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