Urbandale, its okay .. like any other city. COUGH JOHNSTON. There are barbie dolls or wanna be barbie dolls who are orange, then there are the scene kids who are like

OMG IM SO EMOOOOOO IM SO SCENE its like cut out with the fucking stereotypes already.

Then there are the people who are like I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINKK but they say it anyways so its like Umm you do give a fuck.
The lunch area is divided into asians, the oreos, the unwanted, the wannabes, the bitches, the oranges and the SCENEEEEEEE

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods