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uranus is a planet kids please take your butt jokes somewhere else.
Uranus rules bitch take your little anus joke elsewhere
by Chickenwing21 October 17, 2006
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the seventh planet in the solar system, also used in many jokes. it is said in jokes as UrANUS
NASA couldn't reach Uranus because it is too gassy
by Bej1 June 05, 2012
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A: A planet in our solar system
B: Ur ass hole (ur anus)
kid 1: Uranus is HUGE!!!!!!
Other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 2: Uranus orbits the sun!
Other kids: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 3: Uranus is SUPER gassy!
other kids: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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The seventh planet from the Sun, classified as an ice giant. Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia which imparts a blue color. It is also very cold, with temperatures in the neighbourhood of 357° F (-216° C).

The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.

Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).
Look in this new Celestron telescope! See that little blue thing? That's Uranus.
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