uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

uphill gardener by philip June 9, 2004

uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.

uphill gardener by Roger McTodger November 19, 2006

Uphill gardener

A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope

woman:that bloke likes you mate
dude:Zomg hes an Uphill gardener

Uphill gardener by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

uphill gardener

a Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner or, more simply, BumGay.

Man on man action.

'Look at Az the Spaz, what an uphill Gardener

uphill gardener by SirSandGoblin July 15, 2003

uphill gardener

A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.

Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?

uphill gardener by stillboy615 October 29, 2007

uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.

burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener

uphill gardener by Anonymous January 27, 2003

uphill gardener

A man that enjoys another mans penis in both his tubes.

Do you know that guy in the office who talks in a high voice, cant throw a ball properly and has semen on his chin. Well I reckon he is an 'Uphill Gardener'

uphill gardener by Mista F January 28, 2004