A friend, relative, or associate, that always has a better story than yours. This person will lie about almost every detail of his story just to be a
little bit better than you. Traits are lonely adolescences with
absolutely no friends, and a lot of cats.
Me: Dude, I hit a birdie on that last par 5"
One Uper: Well, I just happen to get an eagle on that hole.
Me: I won
the lottery this
weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that
possible, duche?