Unwrap The Soap 

When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.

"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"

"Dude, just unwrap the soap"

Unwrap The Soap by Tim Hawksfield May 13, 2008

Unwrap the soap 

When a gay guy goes in for the kill.

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?

Unwrap the soap by Pollup December 25, 2007

Unwrap the soap 

Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.

Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.

Unwrap the soap by Snappy1 July 23, 2007

Unwrap the soap 

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

Unwrap the soap by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008