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Flight Instructor Special 

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.
Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.

Flight Instructor 

A career or part time job that involves watching the Hobbs meter tick while spending unusual, long, and demanding hours in the cheapest, stripped down, mechanically unsound aluminum can all for the goal of displaying the magic of rote learning to a student. Sometimes the aluminum can is also known as being airworthy, but that is a made up word the mechanics will use to comply with the legal mumbo jumbo and is hardly ever true. The majority of the instruction is given in the busiest airspace with little to no safe guarding; such as reliable radios, transponders, or even the most basic necessity-transparencies you can actually see out of. The students, the prime income of a flight instructor, are stubborn, top-gun wanna be pilots that no matter how ever you try to persuade differently about the aircraft only having one 100HP engine, will still rotate the nose to fifty degrees on takeoff, that is if they even bother to show up for the lesson from being to (insert bullshit excuse here).
I think I will work three other jobs to pay for my one flight instructor career.
Flight Instructor by Laszload November 24, 2009

unstructions

Of course they messed up. Try fixing your unstructions.
unstructions by Pork Sled October 22, 2009

Flight Instructor 

A brave and astute individual, most likely also an alcoholic, that tries to be killed many times on a daily basis only to be paid minimum wage if they are lucky training cocky big headed students that one day will have hundreds of lives in their hands.
I saw a flight instructor take a swig from his flask of whiskey and kiss the ground right after his student tried to land the aircraft upside down.

Flight Instructor Special 

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.
Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.

Drill Instructor

United States Marine Corps Drill Instructor. Smoky Bear. DI only to a very gustsy/ stupid recruit, or one that has already earned the Title. Any disgusting civilians worst nightmare. Arrive at either MCRD and you will think that they were trained by Satan himself. They are the most motivated and most degrading person you will ever meet. For three months of your life they are the last person in the world you want to meet. You would rather piss your own pants than request a head call.
When you finish the twelve weeks of Hell and he hands you the Eagle, Globe and Anchor. He goes from being your worst nightmare to being the first one you would want at your side in a tight spot.
My Drill Instructor was the meanest motherfucker on the Island, but after he handed me my EGA, he shook my hand and called me Brother.
Drill Instructor by DevilDogPOG October 25, 2011