Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.
Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
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When white rappers have beef with each other, usually for no reason other than to be a douche but, more likely, to increase record sales because your career is slowing down and you grew a shitty beard.
White rappers goin' at it?
Most unseasoned beef of all time.
by Iscariom September 4, 2018
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An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment
p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage
by ILiveInACabinInAlska January 27, 2020
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Chicken typically what white people make that is seasoned with only salt and pepper
Eee ur mom made some nasty unseasoned chicken lemme go get my spices
by Supdoggyyo1234 July 16, 2018
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