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Unseasoned Cabbage 

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.
Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

Unseasoned cabbage 

Basically anyone who is being a dick to you
Don't leave me here to clean up your mess, you unseasoned cabbage go suck your mom
Unseasoned cabbage by SLAV_WICK April 13, 2020

Unseasoned cabbage 

Suck your mum

Unseasoned Cabbage 

An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment
p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage

Unseasoned Cabbage 

Everyones definition of this is different, but Unseasoned cabbage is when you are not really relatable, or when you don’t know a well-known thing.
“ did you see this tiktok its really funny“
“no? I don’t even get it.“
“ u unseasoned cabbage“

Unseasoned Cabbage 

It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.
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