Images, short videos or animations usually sent via instant messaging or e-mail that are not allowed to be posted in an online forum due to improper content.

Usually "unposties" are of adult content, or of a controversial nature that may affect the sensibilities of some readers.

A vacationer comes back from with pictures of the beaches and the swimmers in various stages of attire, some without much attire at all. The vacationer upon his return puts a picture or two of the beach on his favorite forum without any showing too much skin... then he says he'll send the "unposties" to anyone that requests them.

unposties by amm0bob March 22, 2008

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unposties

Images that cannot be posted in an online forum due to improper content. Often these are part of a series of pictures, with a "teaser" picture featuring a "PG-rated" pose. The unposties are the "R-rated" or "X-rated" versions.

A forum member posts pictures of his fully-clothed ex-girlfriend and mentiones he has some "unposties" available. Other forum member request that he sends them a link to these in a person message or email.

unposties by Cybercowboy March 22, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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