University of Nebraska 

University of Nebraska (at Lincoln)

A university on the eastern (and more populated) side of Nebraska. Mostly know for corn (the football team is literally named the Cornhuskers), but once you get past the Hicks the area has an incredibly diverse population

P1: You go to the University of Nebraska? You must love football and shitty beer! What’s your major? Agriculture?
P2: Actually I’m a gender and women’s studies major and I think football- and you -can fuck off!

University of Nebraska by Wazzzuuuuuppppp August 4, 2018

University of Nebraska 

A couple buildings in the middle of nowhere that are apparently considered a "university". I mean really, what the fuck is even in Nebraska?

Guy 1: Yeah, you know, I go to the University of Nebraska
Guy 2: What? Since When did Nebraska have anything other than Dairy Cows?
Guy 1: *Quietly Sobs*

University of Nebraska by No Lies, Only Truth August 5, 2016

university of nebraska 

Some random university, God knows where, where everyone has definitely lost their virginity... to their brother or sister.

Dude... she goes to University of Nebraska? She probably has a kid with her brother!

university of nebraska by wordgmon94 October 1, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008