The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.
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People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.
It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.
It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
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Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
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Get the Informational Universe Theory mug.The proposition that the universe itself is not fundamentally logical—that logic is a human construct imposed on a reality that operates according to principles that may be inconsistent, paradoxical, or simply indifferent to logical consistency. Where traditional metaphysics assumes the universe obeys logical laws (non-contradiction, identity, excluded middle), Illogical Universe Theory suggests that these laws are our projections, not cosmic features. Quantum mechanics hints at this: particles that are in two places at once, entangled across space, observed into existence—phenomena that defy classical logic. The theory doesn't claim the universe is chaotic; it claims that if it has order, that order may not be logical in the human sense. Logic is our tool for understanding, not the universe's blueprint.
Illogical Universe Theory "You keep saying the universe must be logical. But quantum particles violate the law of non-contradiction constantly—they're here and there simultaneously. Illogical Universe Theory says: maybe the universe isn't broken; maybe your logic is just too small. The universe doesn't owe you consistency; it owes you existence. The rest is interpretation."
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Get the Illogical Universe Theory mug.Similar to Illogical Universe Theory but emphasizing the role of unreason, passion, and the non-rational in cosmic structure. Where illogical focuses on logical consistency, irrational focuses on the absence of reason—the universe may not be reasonable, may not care about our standards of rationality, may operate on principles that look like madness from a human perspective. Irrational Universe Theory doesn't claim the universe is crazy; it claims that rationality is our category, not the universe's. The cosmos is not reasonable; it just is.
Irrational Universe Theory "You expect the universe to make sense, to be reasonable. Irrational Universe Theory says: why? Reason is your thing, not the universe's. The cosmos was here before reason evolved; it will be here after. Expecting rationality from existence is like expecting a rock to appreciate poetry. The universe isn't irrational—it's a-rational, beyond your categories entirely."
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