universal orlando

the best theme park in the world that kicks ASS! they just added the simpsons ride there... and islands of adventure (dont get me started) IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!! i am going there on june 24 2010 and am staying at the hard rock hotel (AAA FOUR DIAMONDS!!!!)

i cant wait to go to universal orlando and ride the new simpsons ride, but i really want to go to the wizarding world of harry potter at islands of adventure!!!!

universal orlando by magaman10 June 16, 2010

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Universal Orlando

The best theme park in Orlando. Kicks the ass out of Walt Disney World.

I felt like barfing from riding the Incredible Hulk, but not anymore. Want to check out the CityWalk?

Universal Orlando by NeuroDistortion September 20, 2004

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Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.

Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.

Universal Orlando Resort by MrWonka November 7, 2020

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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