unintenuendo

An innocent phrase full of unintended innuendos.

I got new mounting brackets and insulation for my hot water pipes to keep them lifted and separated so they don't rub together and bang all night. I'm going to sleep so much better now with my plumbing properly mounted! Whoops, that was an unintenuendo.

(see Sexually Oblivious Female meme)
Unintenuendos provide great opportunities to say, "that's what she said!"

unintenuendo by just4titsNjiggles January 13, 2021

Unintenuendo

An unintentional inuendo. i.e ; accidentally saying something that sounds suggestive.

There i go making another unintenuendo again.

Unintenuendo by Gatorslave October 3, 2020

Unintentuendo 

A portmanteau word combining unintentional and innuendo. When you unintentionally insinuate something bawdy in conversation, typically whilst tired or under-caffeinated.

Co-worker: "I'd love to watch that t.v. show."
Mandy: "Why don't you bring your little stick in and I'll put something on it for you."
Co-worker: "I only have a big stick, but I'll bring it in."
Mandy: "Oh no! That was unintentuendo; I definitely haven't caffeinated yet. Just bring in the USB and forget this conversation ever happened."

Unintentuendo by Astormypetrel August 26, 2013

Nintenuendo 

Intentional or unintentional sexual use of the word "Wii".

Examples of Nintenuendo:

"Hey Patrick, I've heard all about you and your Wii."

"Patrick, we're only using you for your Wii."

"Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I'm gonna sit at home and play with my Wii."

Nintenuendo by Patrick Jemison December 9, 2008

Nintenuendo 

the use of Nintendo terms as sexual innuendo

Wanna come over for a quickie Smash sesh?
You sound like such a fuckin' jag when you use Nintenuendo.

Nintenuendo by putitinmymouth May 21, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020