Unintentuendo 

A portmanteau word combining unintentional and innuendo. When you unintentionally insinuate something bawdy in conversation, typically whilst tired or under-caffeinated.

Co-worker: "I'd love to watch that t.v. show."
Mandy: "Why don't you bring your little stick in and I'll put something on it for you."
Co-worker: "I only have a big stick, but I'll bring it in."
Mandy: "Oh no! That was unintentuendo; I definitely haven't caffeinated yet. Just bring in the USB and forget this conversation ever happened."

Unintentuendo by Astormypetrel August 26, 2013

unintenuendo

An innocent phrase full of unintended innuendos.

I got new mounting brackets and insulation for my hot water pipes to keep them lifted and separated so they don't rub together and bang all night. I'm going to sleep so much better now with my plumbing properly mounted! Whoops, that was an unintenuendo.

(see Sexually Oblivious Female meme)
Unintenuendos provide great opportunities to say, "that's what she said!"

unintenuendo by just4titsNjiggles January 13, 2021

Unintenuendo

An unintentional inuendo. i.e ; accidentally saying something that sounds suggestive.

There i go making another unintenuendo again.

Unintenuendo by Gatorslave October 3, 2020