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Unicorn Kiss

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A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.
What's your favorite sex act?
A unicorn kiss
by jaNDSBOB June 2, 2012
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Unicorn kiss

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When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.
"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.
by m24b September 1, 2011
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When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by Reece Duval December 26, 2019
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Unicorn Kisses

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When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).
The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.
by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014
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Unicorn Kisses

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When you give ,said "unicorn" kisses on arm or head showing love and affection not just lust.
by xxdontthinkbreathexx December 11, 2011
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Kissing the Unicorn

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Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.
Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?
by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011
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