Unemployed Behavior 

An aspiring social media influencer who will film themselves doing stupid, embarrassing, illegal, heartless pranks with the goal of going viral and making a career on the internet.

He stole an old ladies dog and filmed it for clout. I can't stand this unemployed behavior

Unemployed Behavior by ttaasss June 16, 2023

Unemployed Behavior 

Unemployed Behavior (noun) A brand of chronically jobless, internet-addicted degeneracy. Not just unemployed—unemployed by choice. Often seen in people living rent-free with no adult responsibilities. Symptoms: Using the N-word or “gay” as insults. “I was the plug. Everyone came to me for weed behind the gym.” “Remember the guy who jacked off in the back of class? Good times.” Glorifying past L’s like they were W’s (being expelled, suspended). Constant “remember when” storytelling. Posting conspiracy rants or edgy takes 24/7. Saying “based!” after offensive statements. Screaming “I don’t care” on things they obsess over. Subspecies: Antifa LARPers, Trump fanatics, fake anarchists living off government aid, Marxist TikTok philosophers with $100K debt preaching anti-capitalism on an iPhone, basement trolls ratio-ing people all day.

• “This dude’s out here talking about how he used to sell weed in 9th grade… classic unemployed behavior.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”

Unemployed Behavior by HeywoodJablomi May 10, 2025

unemployed behavior 

Behavior indicative of someone with too much time on their hands, lack of grounding in the culture of the proverbial "real world," and no urge to better oneself as opposed to merely pleasuring oneself.

Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.

Natalie just sits around all day and records all kinds of random sounds to make annoying songs out of on Ableton! Such unemployed behavior!

Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.

unemployed behavior by NegativeReferral May 15, 2025