by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023
Get the Uncle Sam Special mug.When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
by ChaseA January 8, 2026
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