An Uncle Roach is the one of the coolest people you know. Uncle Roach is a rad dude. Contrary to popular belief you don't need to be related to him, typically he is just your dads best friend. Uncle Roach spends his time doing crazy stuff and pulling females.
"Hey uncle roach what you been up to"
"Nothing much young bitch, just beat my boss in a drag race"
"Uncle Roach you're so rad"
"Nothing much young bitch, just beat my boss in a drag race"
"Uncle Roach you're so rad"
by Young Excalibur. June 15, 2019
Uncle Roach is mad rad. He is the coolest uncle around and you are very lucky if you have an Uncle Roach. Uncle Roachs tend to have "young bitches" and will have the craziest stories from his youth, however a true Uncle Roach doesn't let age get the best of him and will still be as wild as he was in high school.
by Tyler Pizza June 15, 2019