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Uncle Mark 

An extremely hairy man who is sometimes mistaken as Sasquatch. He is often found with a half empty beer can in 1 hand and a lighter, which is never his own, in the other.
That crazy "Uncle Mark" is so hairy & appalling, it looks like he has a sweater on when he's really fukn topless
Uncle Mark by Meowmeowrabbit May 17, 2018

uncle Mark 

A math professor who has the odd delusion that he has any chance of winning me at backgammon!!
I rock at backgammon, i cant believe UNCLE MARK thinks he can win!

Gay Uncle Mark 

A gay uncle Mark is the uncle everyone thinks is gay but can’t admit it to himself. He would have a funky beard and a ponytail that looked like 3 hairs on a horses ass. Typical phrase used would be “Hey mmmaaannn” When laughing he would make the sound of a gay rabbit humping another gay rabbit. Take caution when around people like this. They are easily subdued by the elusive catfish.
I would invite you all over... but I have a gay uncle Mark hangin around
Gay Uncle Mark by ThaGrizz408 February 7, 2020

Uncle Mark 

"oh it's uncle mark"
Uncle Mark by alex hits women May 18, 2020

Uncle Mark 

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax
I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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