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Unbiased Bias

A form of objectivity bias where an individual genuinely believes their views are completely unbiased, absolutely factual, and objectively real—while dismissing anyone who disagrees as "delusional," "psychotic," "schizophrenic," or "mentally ill." Unbiased bias is objectivity bias on steroids: not just the belief that you're right, but the belief that you're literally incapable of bias, that your perspective is not a perspective but reality itself. This bias is epidemic in political communities, atheist/skeptic communities, science communication spaces, and internet forums where certainty is valued over humility. The unbiased-biased person doesn't argue; they diagnose. Disagreement isn't difference; it's pathology.
Example: "He was sure his political views were not views at all but simple facts, like gravity or evolution. When she disagreed, he didn't engage her arguments; he explained that she was 'delusional,' 'mentally ill,' 'in need of help.' Unbiased bias had convinced him that his perspective was not a perspective—it was reality. Everyone else was sick; he was just healthy. The irony that this certainty was itself a bias was invisible to him, which is how unbiased bias works."
Unbiased Bias by Dumu The Void February 18, 2026
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Unbiased Bias

The most dangerous bias of all: the fervent belief that you are completely free of bias. It's the epistemological equivalent of a fish discovering water and declaring it doesn't exist. The Unbiased Bias operates as a force field that makes genuine self-reflection impossible because why would you examine something you're certain you don't have? This meta-bias allows otherwise intelligent people to hold the most absurd positions with utter confidence, convinced that their views aren't opinions but simply reality speaking through them. Every criticism bounces off because criticism implies bias, and they're unbiased—checkmate.
"I'm not like those biased people—I just look at the facts logically," he said, moments before explaining why his childhood trauma, cultural conditioning, and economic self-interest had nothing to do with his political views. That's Unbiased Bias: the blind spot so large it becomes a worldview.

Unbiased Bias

A paradoxical bias where a person claims to be completely unbiased, and that very claim becomes a source of bias. By denying any possible partiality, they become blind to their own assumptions, preferences, and social positioning. This bias is common among those who believe that pure objectivity is achievable, and it leads to a systematic overconfidence in their own judgments. The more someone insists they are unbiased, the more likely they are to be trapped by unrecognized biases.
Unbiased Bias Example: “The moderator said ‘I have no bias whatsoever’—and then proceeded to interrupt only the female speakers. Unbiased bias: the certainty of neutrality masking real partiality.”
Unbiased Bias by Abzugal May 1, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026