A condition in which the affected person
will have a dying urge to read everything they see out
loud.
This can become incredibly
annoying.
A
kid walks into a
shop...
Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."
Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."