Ultrabraindecompisitionalism 

The ultimate brainrot.

Person 1: Today, we are deleting Facebook and launching Skibidi Book. With Skibidi Book, get ready to edge and goon with your friends like never before. Forget status updates. With Skibidi Book, you'll broadcast your Mew Time sessions live while a virtual Kai Cenant reacts in real time, hyping you up with every jawline gain. We're revolutionizing the Mewing Economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress, awarding you Skibidi Bucks for each millimeter, and the rumors are true. The ballsmaxxing feature is in beta, and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both ball weight and ball risk metrics, and no more newsfeed. On Skibidi Book, you don't scroll. You edge through an endless stream of Sigma edits featuring Joker, Thomas Shelby, and Patrick Bateman. The Skibidi Marketplace is your gateway to risk supremacy. Use those hard-earned Skibidi Bucks to buy rare Fortnite skins, exclusive Duke Dennis drip, and the most potent Mr. Beast Feastables imaginable. Achieve-goated Sigma status and unlock the ultimate prize, early access to new Skibidi toilet episodes, a guaranteed zero-phonum tax rate, and a virtual NFT replica of Mike Yacht. Next week, we're unleashing Instagoon and what's gritty?

Person 2: Ultrabraindecompisitionalism

Ultrabraindecompisitionalism by LifelikeQ March 24, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012