a guy who is respectful to people who respect him. A fun guy to be around, knows how to mess around but does not know how to get the ladies. They always get misjudged. Ulises is a sophisticated guy.
1: OMG, did you see that person?
2: yeahh, he is totally a ulises.
by lameeeoooooo July 05, 2011
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(Proper Noun) Ulises is the quintessential, personification of the error of mankind. While mostly docile, Ulises tends to build cases on his peers with which he’s able to blackmail at his victims least suspecting moments; these moments typically occur after a break up, loss of a job, the death of a pet, and/or during a murder.
When encountering a Ulises, one wants to make sure they are actively up on current pop culture events, specifically in relation to Britney Spears in an effort to distract and dissuade any nefarious actions.
Carry a back up boysenberry jam and be prepared to toss it.
Ulises, I remember that time you shart all over my bathtub for Christmas.
by YumYummkittyfuck March 08, 2020
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It is derived from the greek name Ulysses, the protagonist in Homer's Oddessy, when he was wounded in the thigh. Now days this name refers to any man having intense personality disorders especially when it comes to addictions. If you ever come across a Ulises be sure to hide your stash.
"One day i will grow up to be big and strong like Ulises"
by greatsexwithcowboys September 29, 2009
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A man who loves collecting his dingle-berries for pocket snacking. But watch out, he'll try to collect yours too, but not before ramming you in the tail-pipe.
"Yo bro, keep clenched, I hear that guy is an Ulises"
by uuu987654321 April 20, 2013
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Ulises is a very misjudged person he’s a genuine sweet guy you can count on at all times,he’s super weird and try’s to make you laughs with all his weirdness. A ulises is not a fantastic lover but he does try to make the he loves feel special and comfortable near him and he will also cheer her up when he is sad
Damn I love my boyfriend Ulises he’s such a weirdo 😂💍🥰👏🙌
by Allysalinas506 February 22, 2020
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Ulises a guy who thinks he can get all the ladys. So , he takes advantage of that power and dates multiple ladys at the sametime and trys to get in there pants. He never has time to message any of the ladys because hes always with his friends playing basketball, playing video games, getting drunk or even getting high. Ulises is a waste of time.
Why did you waste tour time on a guy named Ulises?

Why does Ulises always make up excuses on why he didn't text you?
by OhNoEm June 01, 2020
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Ulises is such a nice caring person. Definitely spiritual and a very earth person. Yet he so nice to others around him some may want to take control so Ulises will make sure you have it coming. You never want to be on his bad side because let’s all face it that’s scary. Many people mistake his looks for bad but deep deep down he’s a very sweet, romantic, generous. When he likes someone he will do anything for his partner.
I wish my boyfriend was a Ulises, so handsome and loyal
by 2Bree22 February 24, 2021
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