Ulises

Ulises a guy who thinks he can get all the ladys. So , he takes advantage of that power and dates multiple ladys at the sametime and trys to get in there pants. He never has time to message any of the ladys because hes always with his friends playing basketball, playing video games, getting drunk or even getting high. Ulises is a waste of time.

Why did you waste tour time on a guy named Ulises?

Why does Ulises always make up excuses on why he didn't text you?

by OhNoEm June 2, 2020

Ulises

A big bootied person with an equally as large personality

If only I had as much of a personality as Ulises.

by IminLalalalalaland April 15, 2022

Ulises

Ulises is a really mean mf ,when he is mad will fuck you up in both ways , He is really “kind “ when it comes to a situation when your friend is in trouble he won’t snitch , he is also a type of mf who gets girls , and loves to cause drama ,he also is very horny when it comes too that one girl ..;)- ulises is a type of guy who should always be around you .

ulises is a real mf when it comes to helping a homie

by Yes sirr November 22, 2021

Dirty Ulises

The act of having sex with a mature grandma like lady inside of a trailer park

Omg did you see chris he had a “dirty ulises” with mike’s grandma

by pediballislufe April 20, 2020

Ulises Montiel

Ulises is a fucking rat that smells like anime and plays league of legends 24/7. Ulises is also known as cumshot; cumlicocky; or pussy scarecrow

Maten al Cumshot.
Ulises Montiel makes me not want to have children

by Weirdreptile02 November 23, 2021

Dirty ulises

A short male named Ulises, who is a pot head and who smells like weed every time you see them

You’re a dirty Ulises, you spear chucking kike

by I don’t like kikes 123 April 21, 2020

Ulises

White boy who looks like a rabadoodle or an aunt

Hey look, there goes my aunt, wait… its ulises

by Ttamdr November 23, 2021