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Guy 1: "Dude, look at the booty on that Hottie-Biscotti."
Guy 2: "Ufff . I need to go home and release."
Guy 2: "Ufff . I need to go home and release."
ufff by urbanLurkin August 15, 2016
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ufff by Anonymous 7142001 October 27, 2018
Ufff
What little kids online type for attention, practically begging for an online date.
An irritating text sound most likely connected to little attention and lots of sexual desire.
Mostly used in games, but can also be found online on sites such as "tumblr".
Example: an abandoned japanease horror app game called "Murder Online", where the chat is anonymous and people should just play, but instead, kids sit around and only chat, pasting roleplaying names before saying something, and pretend random kids also chatting are their friends or boyfriends/girlfriends. They will sit around in the game doing nothing but chatting hiding outside the map from killers that actually play the game correctly, and paste a roleplaying name every time before they speak, and think this abandoned app game and the other kids on it are their life. It's really sadistic.
An irritating text sound most likely connected to little attention and lots of sexual desire.
Mostly used in games, but can also be found online on sites such as "tumblr".
Example: an abandoned japanease horror app game called "Murder Online", where the chat is anonymous and people should just play, but instead, kids sit around and only chat, pasting roleplaying names before saying something, and pretend random kids also chatting are their friends or boyfriends/girlfriends. They will sit around in the game doing nothing but chatting hiding outside the map from killers that actually play the game correctly, and paste a roleplaying name every time before they speak, and think this abandoned app game and the other kids on it are their life. It's really sadistic.
Example:
*hi
*Max: hi how ar u
*... ew roleplay name pasting kid
*good
*Syd: hi max I was loking for you all day
*Max: well now im on ur servr :)
*Kiran: uffffffffff
*wtf.. roleplay name paster kid are you mentally ill? Why are you randomly saying "ufff"
*Kiran: ufffffffffff
*... mentally ill kid
*Kat: it means he's bored
*Kiran: ufffffff
*that's the sound mentally ill kids do to get attention.
*Kiran: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffff
------------------
Dog: uffff
:get a life roleplay name pasting attention seeking kid. This is an abandoned horror app game. Play the game and stop pretending random kids on here are your friends
Dog: uffffffff
*hi
*Max: hi how ar u
*... ew roleplay name pasting kid
*good
*Syd: hi max I was loking for you all day
*Max: well now im on ur servr :)
*Kiran: uffffffffff
*wtf.. roleplay name paster kid are you mentally ill? Why are you randomly saying "ufff"
*Kiran: ufffffffffff
*... mentally ill kid
*Kat: it means he's bored
*Kiran: ufffffff
*that's the sound mentally ill kids do to get attention.
*Kiran: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffff
------------------
Dog: uffff
:get a life roleplay name pasting attention seeking kid. This is an abandoned horror app game. Play the game and stop pretending random kids on here are your friends
Dog: uffffffff
Uffff
What little kids online type for attention, practically begging for an online date.
An irritating text sound most likely connected to little attention and lots of sexual desire.
Mostly used in games, but can also be found online on sites such as "tumblr".
Example: an abandoned japanease horror app game called "Murder Online", where the chat is anonymous and people should just play, but instead, kids sit around and only chat, pasting roleplaying names before saying something, and pretend random kids also chatting are their friends or boyfriends/girlfriends. They will sit around in the game doing nothing but chatting hiding outside the map from killers that actually play the game correctly, and paste a roleplaying name every time before they speak, and think this abandoned app game and the other kids on it are their life. It's really sadistic.
An irritating text sound most likely connected to little attention and lots of sexual desire.
Mostly used in games, but can also be found online on sites such as "tumblr".
Example: an abandoned japanease horror app game called "Murder Online", where the chat is anonymous and people should just play, but instead, kids sit around and only chat, pasting roleplaying names before saying something, and pretend random kids also chatting are their friends or boyfriends/girlfriends. They will sit around in the game doing nothing but chatting hiding outside the map from killers that actually play the game correctly, and paste a roleplaying name every time before they speak, and think this abandoned app game and the other kids on it are their life. It's really sadistic.
:hi
Max: hi how ar u
:... ew roleplay name pasting kid
:good
Syd: hi max I was loking for you all day
Max: well now im on ur servr :)
Kiran: uffffffffff
:wtf.. roleplay name paster kid are you mentally ill? Why are you randomly saying "ufff"
Kiran: ufffffffffff
:... mentally ill kid
Kat: it means he's bored
Kiran: ufffffff
:that's the sound mentally ill kids do to get attention.
Kiran: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffff
--------------------
Dog: uffff
:get a life roleplay name pasting attention seeking kid. This is an abandoned horror app game. Play the game and stop pretending random kids on here are your friends
Dog: uffffffff
Max: hi how ar u
:... ew roleplay name pasting kid
:good
Syd: hi max I was loking for you all day
Max: well now im on ur servr :)
Kiran: uffffffffff
:wtf.. roleplay name paster kid are you mentally ill? Why are you randomly saying "ufff"
Kiran: ufffffffffff
:... mentally ill kid
Kat: it means he's bored
Kiran: ufffffff
:that's the sound mentally ill kids do to get attention.
Kiran: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffff
--------------------
Dog: uffff
:get a life roleplay name pasting attention seeking kid. This is an abandoned horror app game. Play the game and stop pretending random kids on here are your friends
Dog: uffffffff
Uffff
Uffff by Anonymous 7/14/2001 October 26, 2018
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