Uberdork Share definition Flag One who exhibits qualities of incompetence, social maladjustment, fashion retardation or just general dumbassness that far exceed those possessed by a run-of-the-mill dork. I swear Alan is such an uberdork, I don't think he can be helped. Uberdork by Will October 8, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Uberdork mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch