Uber Virgin 

Uber Virgin describes someone who is a beyond just a regular virgin. Usually their based on their lack of sexual intercourse experience.

An Uber Virgin is someone who has not only never had sex but also has never done other things sexually is a romantic or sexual relationship such as anal or oral or any non-penetrative sex, rubbing touching, cuddled/caressed, kissing, or even much less hugging or holding hands. They have never had a girlfriend/boyfriend, or even gone out on a date. They haven’t even managed to have phone sex, sexted, or sent/received nudes.

Being an Uber Virgin can be considered very negative and very depressing. Some resort to porn for temporary fulfillment but never truly makes them happy because they are constantly reminded that they are not getting any. But some might choose to be Uber Virgins and are waiting for the right person or are just asexual. Most don’t want anyone to know they are Uber Virgins out of fear someone finding out using it as an exploited or way to humiliate them.

It doesn’t have to just relate to sex and relationships. It can related to other things like alcohol or drugs, parties, and other desires that they never got to try out and probably want to.

Example 1

Tom: Dude I found out Bill is an Uber Virgin!

Jim: GTFO he is almost 40 years old. That’s worse than being a regular virgin. We must help him because that’s what friends are for. I’ll pay for a prostitute if I have to for him because I wouldn't want to be a 40 year old Uber Virgin not even a movie about that can be entertaining, it would just be depressing.

Example 2

Sara: Hey Jane how many guys you had sex with?

Jane: Zero.

Sara: None! You’re a Virgin? How many Boyfriends have you had? How many you at least kissed?

Jane: Never had a boyfriend or ever been kissed.

Sara: So you are in 30s and still an Uber Virgin? That’s it, we are going back to my place and fixing this, I don’t care if we are friends and you are straight. I can't let you live like this.

Jane: No, I want to wait for the right guy to come into my life and… also… I don’t find women attractive

Sara: Hun if no guy has even offered to take you out by now, than the right guy isn’t coming… or any other guy for that matter.

Jane: You’re right… I can’t do this anymore. I guess, since you’re the only one offering and you are my best friend, maybe I am losing it to the right person.

Sara: Don't worry I know how to treat a woman. After I go down on you, you will switch teams and be my girl.

Uber Virgin by DaTruDefinition July 26, 2017