My to do list
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
by hahaha6161 March 5, 2020
by OKBUDDY February 14, 2019
Ur Mom (Yoor' Mäm) n.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
A way to let your home dogs know that you are sexually attracted to their birth mother leaving them with confusion on what you actually meant by this. Any bystanders will then outrageously yell ohhhhhhh leaving them with more confusion than the conversation started with.
by Jeromeismehnamr March 1, 2015
a big object that is as big as 2.5 whales, 5 suns, and 3.597 piles of earth
And is your mother
this is commonly used as an insult
And is your mother
this is commonly used as an insult
a man: Wow that thing is big as Ur Mom wooow!
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop
later
A Man was slain by The other Man.
The other Man: Wow I hate you stop
later
A Man was slain by The other Man.
by Racercooper November 11, 2021
by Turtles_ January 29, 2021
by Missionarydog69 November 7, 2019
Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).
by MyFuryRomance07 March 25, 2019