Updraft

n.
When you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your ass crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your balls.

Dude 1: I hate those small desks in the english class
Dude 2: Yeah me too they give me the worst updraft

Updraft by Asskicking101 December 28, 2007

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Violent updraft

The smelly sensation experienced by a man whilst thrusting a poorly wiped woman doggy style.

That chick I hooked up with the other night was smoking hot, but home girl doesn’t know how to wipe her ass, I got such a violent updraft hitting it from the back.

Violent updraft by Rome Dog10 May 30, 2019

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Doggie updraft

When you're banging your ol' lady from behind and you get a whiff of her updraft, from her ass. Nasty stuff.

Honey, Damn, I was hard and ready to go, till you hit me with your doggie updraft!! Ewww!! Perhaps we'll do it again after you wash your ass with some soap and water.

Doggie updraft by Twitterisntasfun May 16, 2018

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IH went Undrafted

A slang that homies, gangsters, and thugs utilize to describe an individual who is incredibly stupid. Such a phrase emphasizes the weakness of the targeted individual, thus arising as one of the most degrading and debilitating phrases that can be slurred upon another individual.

Gangster: Yo, what up thug?
Thug: Yo.
Gangster: Is that my legume?
Thug: It's just a bean--
Gangster: IH WENT UNDRAFTED!!
Thug: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

IH went Undrafted by Lil Gurt August 4, 2019

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undrafted free agent

This prospect is opposite to a lottery pick. "Lets be friends" material and possesses little to none attributes you'd want in a partner. Very slim chance of making your roster

Chris- I dont know how i feel about her, she's got nothing really going for her

Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent

undrafted free agent by KillaKeith608 July 16, 2011

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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