Unicorn Bite

To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.

If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"

Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"

Celebrations ensue.

by thegloriousunicorn May 9, 2010

Unicornites

A society of individuals who know the truth about the existence of unicorns, as historical (and magical) animals who lived for generations, along with the dinosaurs, but were wiped out by evil wizards during the Dark Ages. You become initiated by drinking Guinness from the horn of the last unicorn.

Chris: I'm a member of the Unicornites.

Luke: What does that mean?
Chris: I know the truth about the magical, wondrous creature known as the unicorn

by Figgins Dickens September 1, 2012