A piece of shit, originating from UMFS, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells really bad and usually clogs the toilet.
dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"
by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 21, 2019
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Doctor - "how did you get those scratch marks on your penis?"
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."
by Jesus Butt Fuckin' Christ November 23, 2019
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by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019
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