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Idiots submitting to Urban Dictionary without having the slightest grasp of the English Language, wherein spelling, sentence structure, grammar and rules of punctuation are flung down and danced upon. People way too stupid to be contributing anything in writing.
Did you read that ad he put on Doublelist? He is so UD Dum he can't even spell DTF!
UD Dum by maxinmesa August 18, 2019
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UD Dumb Fuck 

You are a UD Dumb Fuck if you ever came onto Urban Dictionary to define someone's name that you know. The "definition" usually starts with "so and so persons are sweet and caring... blah, blah, barf!". Or it could be the opposite with "so and so person is an annoying asshole".

Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...

DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.

(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
UD Dumb Fuck by Dr.FartScientist November 3, 2018

UD Dumbass Editors 

All UD Dumbass Editors. They’re all stupid and made up off e-girl 14 year olds. They whine and cry and reject good definitions. If a UD editor is reading this, fuck you. UD Editors are the equivalent of Discord Mods.
UD Dumbass Editors when they see this: Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! This guy is calling me a dumbass idiot!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!

dumb people on u.d. 

People that would let something overly-sexual pass, but not a frickin definition about something.
Wow, there are a lot of dumb people on u.d.
dumb people on u.d. by pokemonships February 9, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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