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Idiots submitting to Urban Dictionary without having the slightest grasp of the English Language, wherein spelling, sentence structure, grammar and rules of punctuation are flung down and danced upon. People way too stupid to be contributing anything in writing.
Did you read that ad he put on Doublelist? He is so UD Dum he can't even spell DTF!
UD Dum by maxinmesa August 18, 2019
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UD Dumb Fuck 

You are a UD Dumb Fuck if you ever came onto Urban Dictionary to define someone's name that you know. The "definition" usually starts with "so and so persons are sweet and caring... blah, blah, barf!". Or it could be the opposite with "so and so person is an annoying asshole".

Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...

DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.

(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
UD Dumb Fuck by Dr.FartScientist November 3, 2018

UD Dumbass Editors 

All UD Dumbass Editors. They’re all stupid and made up off e-girl 14 year olds. They whine and cry and reject good definitions. If a UD editor is reading this, fuck you. UD Editors are the equivalent of Discord Mods.
UD Dumbass Editors when they see this: Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! This guy is calling me a dumbass idiot!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!

dumb people on u.d. 

People that would let something overly-sexual pass, but not a frickin definition about something.
Wow, there are a lot of dumb people on u.d.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026