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UD Dumb Fuck 

You are a UD Dumb Fuck if you ever came onto Urban Dictionary to define someone's name that you know. The "definition" usually starts with "so and so persons are sweet and caring... blah, blah, barf!". Or it could be the opposite with "so and so person is an annoying asshole".

Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...

DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.

(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
UD Dumb Fuck by Dr.FartScientist November 3, 2018

UD Dumbass Editors 

All UD Dumbass Editors. They’re all stupid and made up off e-girl 14 year olds. They whine and cry and reject good definitions. If a UD editor is reading this, fuck you. UD Editors are the equivalent of Discord Mods.
UD Dumbass Editors when they see this: Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! This guy is calling me a dumbass idiot!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!

dumb people on u.d. 

People that would let something overly-sexual pass, but not a frickin definition about something.
Wow, there are a lot of dumb people on u.d.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022