U of poo Share definition Flag A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear. Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !" Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower" U of poo by Oomph January 22, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the U of poo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch