tyson

the best goddam boxer the world has ever seen, with his explosive power sending oppenents to the canvas.

tyson vs bruno 2 1996 ko round 3

by the gangsta February 28, 2005

Tyson

A man who is basically god and has sex with megan fox daily and bangs your mom on the side and is hot sexy and brave

Tyson:I hate it when jessica alba calls me when im sleeping with meagan fox!

by MeaganFox October 12, 2010

Tyson

He reminds me of Jesus because of how many whamen worship him across america. When I think of Tyson, I see a sexy beast with a massive dong. Even though is white, his dick is as if it was black... even bigger!!! When he walks into a room the teachers clothes just slip of and the kids get really horny... Including the straight men. When he flips his hair the world trembles and people faint. He is also humble because he has no clue how great he is. He could buy Amazon and apple in one go because he has more money than the world. In the end, I love Tyson more than anyone else and you would too if you knew him.

Wow, Tyson makes me wetter than the ocean and my bathtub.

by Accurate Writer October 11, 2018

Tyson

Sexiest and sex God good looking and a gift from god

Omg did u see Tyson today
I know right I so want him

by Xxxxxxt March 17, 2017

Tyson

Adj. (Tai-sun) Meaning: Well-endowed male.
Noun. (Tai-sun) Meaning: Well-endowed male.

Adj.: You mean that tyson guy?
Noun: You mean that Tyson guy?

by Politico June 7, 2006

tyson

is text slang for take-your-shirt-off-now! created by www.thestripechronicles.blogspot.com

omg, did u c his new f/b pic with his shirt off? everytime i c him imma be thinkin' tyson!

by JaiLiz-created it January 10, 2010

Tyson

Tyson is that one person who succeeds in LITERALLY EVERYTHING. He cares for his friends, does stupid shit and tries to find the funny side of things.

When Tyson sets his sights on something he wants, he'll get it.

1. Did you see Tyson?

2. Yeah, he told me he was joining the army, he's gonna do it.

by 3%Awatermelon November 15, 2019