Typoglycemia

The inability to make a post containing no errors,

Or to make any sense at all.
Typoglycemia can become more serious if the sufferer is exposed to alcohol, marijuana, or cats.
It's totally untreatable and highly resistant to criticism.

" I have typoglycemia, a horrible disease, and there is no cube"

Typoglycemia by Rikki Buff November 11, 2019

Typoglycemia

The mind's ability to decipher a mis-spelled word if the first and last letters of the word are correct.

The word Typoglycemia describes Teh mdin's atbiliy to dpeihecr a msi-selpeld wrod if the fsirt and lsat lteetrs of the wrod are cerorct.

Typoglycemia by Stuart Jackson December 22, 2005

Hypoglycemia 

A condition of hunger or low blood sugar which causes irritation, confusion, and unpredictability.

"I'm so hungry right now. I need to eat something but I don't know what, I'm hypoglycemic."

"What's that condition called when you need to eat some food?"

"Its hypoglycemia, its when I...never mind"

Hypoglycemia by lololololol96895845 December 6, 2009

typoglyicemia 

The abltiey to raed jbibreish. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn barin deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

paelse see avobe dfnitieion.

typoglyicemia by Max Fisher April 6, 2005

hypoglycemia 

A blood sugar disorder, similar to diabeties. It causes confusion, unstabability, fainting, weakness and apathy. One has to regulate and be careful of what they eat. Sugar of any kind (candy, brownies, pasta, fruit) will cause their blood sugar to spike way up and then plummet, causing the negative effects. It can be a very slight problem, fixed by, say drinking water instead of sweet tea, or a serious problem that requires consistant balanced eating at regular intervals.

"Hey, are you okay? you look pathetic."
"I need something with protein in it- i have hypoglycemia. Give me food. right. now."

hypoglycemia by yourfruitfly December 27, 2009

typoclycemize 

To change the order of letters in a word taking advantage of the fact that the brain reads words—groups of letters—as a whole, not each letter individually.

Bcuseae the brain raeds wrods as a wlohe, not ervey lteter by istlef , one way to typoclycemize, Perfect Political Representation is by transforming it to 'Pefrect Potilical Resentapretion.'

It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

typoclycemize by but for May 3, 2018