I dunno if your a cunt or twat so therefore your a twunt
by B.Berryz September 28, 2016
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This word is used when someone is so much of a twat and cunt that you simply need both words to adequately describe them.
Andy is such a twunt!
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a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: twat and cunt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.

b.) fun word to say when you can't use profanity as an insult.
My ex wife is on my case over nothing. She's such a TWUNT sometimes.
by blueyedimples July 1, 2009
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eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.
(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"
by Alix (the eternally missed) February 15, 2007
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a combination of twat and cunt used as an insult, originally used by Justin & Jason in 1999.
by Justin Mich September 14, 2006
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Slang term for the vagina used in similar contexts to its many and varied synonyms. Formed from the first two letters of 'twat' and the last three of 'cunt'.
"That twunt got that fit bird twunted and got hold of her twunt last Saturday. The dirty twunt."

by Brian Munich October 29, 2006
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A Twat and a Cunt.
Fennel is a Twunt.
by fennel123 September 11, 2012
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