Twunted

To be stopped mid way through a procedure or disapointed

As i shot for goal i was twunted by the defender who tackled me

by DAVE December 25, 2003

twunted

eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.

(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"

by Alix (the eternally missed) December 12, 2008

twusted

To be totally wasted.

I drank so much last night I was twusted.

by Nathan Tiberius August 1, 2007

twanted

To want to get wasted

Going to the club to get twanted

by PMN123 March 16, 2018

twanted

To want to get absolutely off your face wasted.!!

Going down to the pub getting twanted fuck shit up

by Twanted4life March 16, 2018

Twuntery

Extreme exhibitions of silliness, stupdity, child-like behaviour, tomfoolery, shenanigans, capers, joking-around, monkey business, larking about, toungue-in-cheek leg-pulling and/or high-jinks - taken to the absolute extremes of good taste and socially acceptable behaviour but with good humour, a degree of intelligence and no ultimate malicious intent.

Derived from the word Twunt but not as rude or potentially offensive in its use as the root word itself.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is 30 minutes of unadulterated twuntery.

I find all that twuntery quite amusing.

Parliament is a house of fools and has so much twuntery going on it is no wonder they can't run the country.

by SevenT October 11, 2008

taunted

provoke or challenge (someone) with insulting remarks.

"the students taunted her in class"

by lmiller_22 October 6, 2017