twunted

eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.

(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"

by Alix (the eternally missed) February 15, 2007

Twunt

The act of simultaneously being a cunt and a twat

"Nic is such a twunt"

by jt1199 June 01, 2015

twunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.

"He's a right twunt!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

Twunt

A combination of Twat and Cunt; A cowardly man with no moral compass. No self confidence, no respect for himself or others. Yet he thinks women are beneath him.

The only feasible way to describe this creature is by combining these two words in attempt to describe what little a man he truly is. Twat and Cunt were just to good for this soul sucking entity.

Wow! After all these years who knew Noah was a Twunt?

Jeez Todd, I never seen a Twunt in real life.

by Tamdria Love August 28, 2019

Twunt

An unpleasant, irritable and largely annoying homo sapien who is a perfect combination of a twat and a cunt.

Abbie is such a twunt!

by Private Lewis December 24, 2016

Twunt

A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.

"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Twunted

To be stopped mid way through a procedure or disapointed

As i shot for goal i was twunted by the defender who tackled me

by DAVE December 25, 2003