by Ginger Elton October 11, 2019
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the va-j. it is the golden slit in which pleasure for women arises. the love box...or in blatent terms, the pus.
1. My roommate Kristie is such a fucking twot, she can't even spell the word.
2. Put your dick in my wet twot; you make my pus wet.
2. Put your dick in my wet twot; you make my pus wet.
by schmundy October 29, 2006
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worst possible insult ever; not like it's bad, but it's stupid. people say it because they dont know any other insult. whoever says this most likely has a twat on their face. its also the gayest sounding insult ever.
nate: you are such a twot.
hannah: oh go clean your douche nozzle with your pubic hair you little gaylord.
hannah: oh go clean your douche nozzle with your pubic hair you little gaylord.
by Hannah Banana!! July 09, 2006
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Same definition as thot, exept rather than standing for tha ho over there, it stands for that whore over there, you find twots on the internet, and you're sure to find a simp saying something like "Oh my god your gorgeous" or some shit when they could be doing better things in life than scrolling through a half naked twots Instagram.
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by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 02, 2020
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TWOT: Total Waste of Time
A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.
TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch
A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.
TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch
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by KeshDaddy August 16, 2019
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by falstar July 22, 2012
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Me and a friend was at a bar drinking our beer when this fine looking Two T's came in. She was a brunette who had tattoos on her upper arms and her breasts was popping out of her tank-top.
by Thieng April 29, 2011
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