Two Hands

One of the greatest Australian films of all time. Plenty of blood and guts and fuckin good cars. Top story as well.

"Shoties are good, mate".
"The wrong choices can really fuck you up."
Two Hands is fuckin brilliant.

by Superbowl Xv April 10, 2018

two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship

Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...

by guardian.ange December 8, 2023

two hands on the wheel

To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.

Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.

by mangang nappo August 17, 2012

couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.

You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.

by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023

Two Left Hands

Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.

Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!

Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.

by BennduR July 11, 2010

tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.

Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010