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Two a days 

The type of haircut sported by many players in the MTV show "Two a Days". Also very popular among southern males in general. To get a Two a days, one has to grow out their hair out front and flip it to the side while the sides and back are cut shorter.
Alex, on the Hoover High Bucs, has the Two a days. No, that doesn't refer to his football practice, it refers to his haircut.

Michael Clifton has that two-a-days.
Two a days by Hoover High February 12, 2010

Two-a-days 

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.
Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm
Two-a-days by 5 J's August 21, 2007

two-a-days 

it is when a man squats over a women with his ass in her face. then proceeds to titty fuck her while crapping in her mouth, and placing one fist in her ass and one in her vagina.
after practice coach proceeded to teach the cheerleaders the real meaning of two-a-days.
two-a-days by adam,james,drayton December 13, 2008

two days and a wake up 

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.
e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

twoadays 

The act of switching underwear after the first pair of underwear has been too encumbered with "duckbutter" or "swampass" or "bat-wings".
"Dude before we go out I got to go home."

"Why man?"

"Its summer........"

"So?"

"It's twoadays"

"Okay, gotcha"
twoadays by anhatt2 August 3, 2012
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