Definitions by anhatt2

twoadays 

The act of switching underwear after the first pair of underwear has been too encumbered with "duckbutter" or "swampass" or "bat-wings".

"Dude before we go out I got to go home."

"Why man?"

"Its summer........"

"So?"

"It's twoadays"

"Okay, gotcha"

twoadays by anhatt2 August 3, 2012

ITTHJ 

In The Theater Hand Job.

{Act of receiving an HJ whilst in the movies.

-How was the movie?

-Not sure. I was too busy with the ITTHJ.

ITTHJ by anhatt2 April 3, 2010