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1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
by ccharless February 20, 2010
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Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday
by tippler January 27, 2010
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