two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump

Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'

by millarke March 15, 2011

Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

by The Dogg August 12, 2014

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Two pump surprise

Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner

We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise

by 2PS May 30, 2019

Two Pump Champ

Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.

Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.

by Joel Devisiras January 16, 2015