Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
by NickUK May 10, 2007
by ounzer September 27, 2006
Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.
I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
by Bobski27 September 12, 2010
After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.
"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"
"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
by quarterback August 05, 2006
While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.
Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.
by c. nubbins January 27, 2011
half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.
by Banjo09 November 01, 2007
by Holeypaladin November 13, 2010