Urban Dictionary: Twitter

A social media app full of trans girls! Nyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~!!!

Him: "I scrolled Twitter and found some cute trans girls."
Her: "Careful, they use filters."

by WinterSkiis November 13, 2019

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The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.

"Hey I found this huge group of people on twitter who twit about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."

by Always_Tells_It_Like_It_Is May 20, 2010

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Twitter

A dumb networking site where people post what they're doing every five minutes, when no one really even listens.

Ex: I'm sitting on my porch right now.

Ex: I'm reading a magazine right now.

Ex: I'm eating.

Yeah, Twitter's pretty dumb.

by Is it that obvious? December 10, 2009

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Twitter

Something I cannot stand, the most annoying fucking thing in the world.

I have twitter! WOW bro your a fucking douchebag.

by Sickofmakingshitup March 23, 2010

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Twitter

A synonym for the phrase, "What the fuck is this?". Twitter is a rediculously stupid social network where one can share their thoughts through 5-character long messages, similar to Myspace's status updates.

I have just Twittered, "G4TV"! So fucking awesome!

by Teh n00b WTF June 26, 2009