twinkie dick

When fat mans stomach protrudes past his penis

Dude I tried to sleep with Fred Total Twinkie dick

by Frenbreadouioui May 6, 2019

Dick Twinkie

When you are so amazingly awesome, you'd suck your own sauce

Hey pretty lady, if you don't want this dick twinkie, I'll eat it

by JazzyBuldge March 13, 2019

Twinky Dick

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".

"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."

by shortstack555 September 25, 2025