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Tweetentary

A Tweentary is a Tweet with truthful, inciting, and/or biting commentary that has been changed into a picture formated Picentary (jpeg, png, etc.) and re-posted or forwarded as a Tweetentary.

Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.
Robert had no idea how to Tweet and about a month ago he asked me to create a Tweetentary of one of John Fugelsang's great Tweets he had heard about. Robert continued to ask me to format more of John’s Tweets into Tweetentaries and because John Fugelsang has so many fantastic Tweets daily, Robert has accrued a treasure trove of out of this world Tweetentaries. Robert posts the Tweetentaries on Facebook as well as e-mailing or texting them out for the benefit of his other non-Tweeting friends.
Tweetentary by Bort6 March 3, 2018
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Tweetard 

The second coming of the Social Justice Warrior.

A self righteous twitter based individual who believes their opinion trumps that of everyone else's - and logic.
The Tweetard can often be found trying to cancel others on the internet for reasons still unexplainable by mankind, and is known to show little to no common sense - ever.
Normal human: I fully support BLM and truly strive for equality, but I don't think the looting and destruction of property is going to do any good.
Tweetard : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF BIGOTED SHIT?!?!?!?!? TW// RACIST UNEDUCATED IMBRED, TAKE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE ELSEWHERE SIS (PERIODT).
Normal human: Sorry, I guess that was a bad way of phrasing it, but I guess we are all learning to become better people as we grow.
Tweetard: TOO LATE, SAY GOODBYE TO ANY CAREER PROSPECTS YOU HAD ratio

Fluffy Texan: haha fluffy hehe
Tweetard by Sarrosmann April 25, 2021

Tweetaria 

Someone who tweets (posts a message) on Twitter way too much.
Joe tweets about everything he does. He has major Tweetaria.
Tweetaria by big jimz May 19, 2009

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Tweetard 

Anyone who uses Twitter
You are a Tweetard
Tweetard by 0001 January 10, 2010

Tweetard 

A person who always posts retarded tweets.
Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.
Tweetard by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009

tweetarrhea 

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.
JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea
tweetarrhea by madmikeone October 21, 2009