Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 20, 2009
When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")
Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
by enhoJ July 21, 2008
Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 08, 2010
A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 10, 2010
by BFlizzle May 19, 2009
by alex olenik May 31, 2009
verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009