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twat muffin 

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
twat muffin by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005
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Twat muffin 

Tosha is a big ole twat muffin!
Twat muffin by 584 346 June 20, 2019

twat muffin 

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaƱos
yo stop being such a twat muffin
twat muffin by bananašŸŒ June 6, 2016

Twat muffin 

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
Twat muffin by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

muffin twat 

a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut
slutfattwat a muffin twat
muffin twat by eh12345 May 15, 2009

twatmuffin 

generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness
Mitch is a twatmuffin , Beth is a Twatmuffin
twatmuffin by Tek March 29, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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